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Jesus's Sneezes

from drool together by Chocolate Dog

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lyrics

Yo fool! Jesus is so ice-cool
his sneezes freeze my breeches
and all the water on the beaches
and in my swimming pool.

Buddha shoulda shuddered
and shivered in the river jordan,
like my liver every mornin.

So get yo crass ass in the Banias
for the mass from Mount Hermon;
or the river Dan; don't need no banyan,
be a man - that's my sermon!

Jesus's sneeze it releases holy pieces of spit and snot; whaddya mean you like it a bit?
You should like it a lot!

If you don't like it i'll gut you,
golf club you and putt you,
you slut you,
whaddaya mean your not you?
Too late: Jesus got you.

So just watch as he knots you
to his flowing locks and slots you
in his holy box
you'll feel the zeal of his seal unpeel you
from your head down to your socks.

Is he really just a biped?
Guy runs on water so fast looks like he's
got five legs!
Remember the fun you had in your marital bed?
That's not a quarter of what you'll have with God's son (did I mention he was high-bred?)
Christ! And Jesus's speeches are more than alright too!

I beseech you:
don't be a heathen
heed them
we need them
you have to live sleep and bleed them
you might even have to believe them!

Jesus loves you,
you're beloved,
he freezes love too,
bottles of it!
Serves it up in little ice-cubes,
to nice dudes,
suffice to say,
he gives that shit away,
for free, no fee, for me and thee.

Endlessly,
tremendously
near us
he easily feeds
me and everyone,
greedlessly leaves us
completely replete.

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from drool together, released March 8, 2011
Lyrics: Alan O' Reilly, Cian O' Reilly, Dan Ball

Music: Dan Ball, Cian O' Reilly

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