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by Chocolate Dog

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1.
Dog at work 00:48
Working in the office Feeling kind of blue Wishing that I had something important to do People talking all the normal nonsense Like they do every single day of our lives I want to stab my eyeballs with knives But then the roof flies off the building And in walks the chocolate dog
2.
complex textures in the jangly jungle it's like looking out a vortexy window an open wound in the world onto another universe in this other universe stars are closer together like flowers on fire in bright bouquets like neon spiderwebs catching flourescent flies like tapestries electrified in this other universe i do not fight my brother not for my wife or her wandering ways not for the bloodshed or the hate neither not for the food we lack or tithes we pay in this other universe colour is king worming along like he owns the whole thing bouncing about with his rainbow shout letting us in and he's letting us out in this unverse light is king it sings the sound becomes a sea
3.
Life's a Laugh (free) 04:38
Normal life is such a laugh but it makes me want to burn down our gaff cos it’s really really dull and cos our days are sometimes full of evil and of evil nihilistic cunts to list their evils would take months who are so evil they should die from fork wounds to their evil eyes. Normal life is really nice Cos you've got my balls in a vice and I've got your eyes, and hair and legs and boobs and ass under a magnifying glass I love you above you there is nothing I wonder if under you feel something Below all the show of pushing shoving I love you above you there is nothing And on my birthday every year you put on radiation gear And when I'm whimpering my fear, you take a break to make it clear you're simply building a machine to keep my mind obscene And you can’t talk and i can’t hear and that’s the main thing that we fear. And you’ve no mouth and i’ve no ears. It's clear our problems are severe. Normal life is so funny cos, like, suddenly from nowhere we're levitating and rotating and nobody else is aware but we're flying beautifully and all the insane stuff I now see is slowly consuming me Normal life is fair and grand With my head in the sand And your head up my ass and what we buried in the grass is rising up to light at last it's curly tendrils already swallowed up the shed I see green shoots winding around your head soon we'll have a meadow growing in our bed I love you above you there is nothing I wonder if under you feel something Below all the show of pushing shoving When we're older it's colder I know what's coming I'll shoulder the boulder that's no bluffing I love you above you there is nothing I hold you I told you there is nothing
4.
I Waiting for the bus at sunrise Every day in November I hope you remember our drunken double handshake i'm funk and trouble, not fake are we really doin' this? If you had to ask you'll never know (Chorus) I wish I had a real blood brother I know that we don't share a mother But I covet your fraternity Ever since you went to the edge with me I wish I had a real blood brother I know it's wrong to steal from others But you just help me to rediscover my so called “soul” undercover water brother II The sea she looks like a mystery A trillion gallon symbol rippling Personal experiments with immersion and the senses If it's good enough for this granny It's good enough for me I know this is temporary If it's good enough for this granny It's good enough for me they say we're away with the fairies (Chorus) Standing on the corner “Sweet Jane” in my head Standing on the corner “Sweet Jane” in my head (Chorus)
5.
Tescobaby 03:44
When I went outside to collect my Tesco delivery, instead of the usual groceries I ordered, the delivery guy handed me a crate containing a baby with its sexual organs removed. I said: What the fuck is this? He said: You know what it is. It's a crate with a baby inside that has had its sex denied. I didn't know what to say so I said I don't know what to say But the delivery man interuppted me He said: I don't know why you're being so unpleasant. I'm not the one who castrated this infant. The two of us were standing facing each other outside the entrance to my house He had put the crate on the ground, between the two of us. I could see the sexual-organless baby clearly. It was smiling at me. i was confused and not amused did not understand the words he used When I asked him to clarify He asked if I insist that my family line continues he said, if you could choose would you refuse a kid that could not reproduce i said i'd only wanted some cereal and orange juice! i am a bachelor living footloose he said, that's no excuse! but we argued on, he and i till four hours went by, the sun went down, so i said come in sit down and went in the door but turned around, to see him fleeing fast it was just me and the kid at last, I looked around for something to throw People were looking at me like I was a psycho. I screamed at him: You'll never get away with this! I think I even shook my fist at him as he drove off. and the kid gave a little cough
6.
I had a dream you were in last night We were in our old house Everything was alright Then my eye fell out of my head And I looked at you through it The house, it shook and it fell to the ground My eye on the floor was rolling around It looked like you were doing somersaults Oh, you looked real pretty The beasts of the world came roaming out Sniffing our blood You had cut your mouth My other eye started coming out The beasts were coming from all around The howling sounds and The sky turned black You held to my naked back Our children were out in the woods All our clothes were gone for good The wolves and the bears and The bats and the snakes and Rodents with mouths shaped like rakes The lizards and flies and The cats and the bugs They all were coming to feast on us You trusted in me and I thrust into you Cos we had fuck all else to do You wiped the grit off my eyeballs It felt kinda cool Your pretty terror was glimmering through I woke up and saw my house was ok I thought of my dream and To myself I did say If this is how my life could be Then I would take you back to me
7.
Sitting in the classroom Everything so dull Bored out of my mind Learning null in my empty skull When all of a sudden the door is bashed to pieces and in walks the chocolate dog
8.
First Foray 03:01
I wish I could force the sunshine force it out of the faucet of the sky I wish you could forgive me for being ordinary I wish we could all be happy and beautiful all the time See I have been out on the road I have been all go This is my first foray back into the ordinary day for i have been away on holiday All of a sudden I feel like I'm swimmin' in sticky pudding My life sucks my blood I need something new for my mind Or the life will leave me behind I'll take my first steps today as you walk the other way
9.
The world it is so fucking great! Thank god it's me who's in this place! The sky is huge and i am too! It's very cool is my milieu! The dead bits always get renewed! Look! There's the sun up, right on cue! With all these things I am imbued. The world it is extremely fine, I'm glad it's where I spend my time! Me and my dear eyeball crew, we look and act and talk like you! Me and my dear eyeball crew, see how much our eyeballs grew! The sun is shining through our heads. Being alive's even better than being dead. The moon is shining through our skulls. The world is great. It's not awful. Even dull things are not all dull. Me and my dear eyeball crew - the world's so good we don't know what to do! Where are eyeball babies made? In a big deep hole, their parents say! How are eyeball children raised? In a big green field with a shovel and a spade! Oh, we are the hysterical screaming monster eyeball fucks. We just can't believe our fucking luck. We are the demon Jesus friends. We sing songs so loud they come out both our ends. Me and my dear eyeball crew - the world's so good we don't know what to do!
10.
Veronica born with a shock of black hair and the Midwife stared and the good Reverend said you’d better watch that one she will be a wicked one the blonde Sarah came second some say she was sent in to forgive the sins of her evil twin she was so small that no one knew that Mommy was even carrying two when the time came for the afterbirth to astonishment and mirth as mother pushed for all she was worth little sarah entered on this earth another tiny cry was heard the Reverend whispered praise the lord he said the good lord knew her and brought her here to do good through her when the sisters used to play everything would be okay until Sarah’d start to win and Veronica’d run away come back with a big stick, hit her sister’s sunburn. Parched summers and empty winters past The two girls grew up fast While Veronica preened in the looking glass Sarah rode to the school house on an ass Bright Sarah was a dirty kid she never washed up she had a pretty face like a little squashed pup she’d waken in the night her sister’d already be up at the window what are you looking at out theres nothing but dark but Veronica didnt answer back for some time till she just said I like black Fair Sarah said Sister you seem either vain and insane Adoring yourself or the devil's domain in the daytime the mirror, at night out the window She seemed not to hear her, really she did though the night was like a mirror to her the night was like a mirror to her one day mother took them to the apothacary to fetch herbs for a man with a fever down the street thats when Veronica and the chemist would meet for the first time years later they were lovers but he went off with another she broke into his laboratory taking everything she could find especially little purple fluid labelled ergot she brought it to the reservoir and poured it and all the rest in hoping to poison the town and ruin him Soon they got together they were out for blood Saying whoever did this would pay with everything they could Some of them still mad stabbing their knives into the mud screaming How could someone do this to us?! But there was only one the poison killed As the good Reverend lay on his deathbed The Townsfolk gathered together and said Don't you worry We'll have this chemist's head They were zealous and fervent They listened as the Reverend croaked these last judgement I know who committed this crime I told you once in a distant time To watch out for that one She's become a wicked one He pointed at Veronica But Sarah grabbed her and they escaped and the bloodthirsty mob gave chase Into the dark woods Where are we going Out there's nothing but dark For some time Sarah didn't answer back then she whispered: "Lets never go back."
11.
Yo fool! Jesus is so ice-cool his sneezes freeze my breeches and all the water on the beaches and in my swimming pool. Buddha shoulda shuddered and shivered in the river jordan, like my liver every mornin. So get yo crass ass in the Banias for the mass from Mount Hermon; or the river Dan; don't need no banyan, be a man - that's my sermon! Jesus's sneeze it releases holy pieces of spit and snot; whaddya mean you like it a bit? You should like it a lot! If you don't like it i'll gut you, golf club you and putt you, you slut you, whaddaya mean your not you? Too late: Jesus got you. So just watch as he knots you to his flowing locks and slots you in his holy box you'll feel the zeal of his seal unpeel you from your head down to your socks. Is he really just a biped? Guy runs on water so fast looks like he's got five legs! Remember the fun you had in your marital bed? That's not a quarter of what you'll have with God's son (did I mention he was high-bred?) Christ! And Jesus's speeches are more than alright too! I beseech you: don't be a heathen heed them we need them you have to live sleep and bleed them you might even have to believe them! Jesus loves you, you're beloved, he freezes love too, bottles of it! Serves it up in little ice-cubes, to nice dudes, suffice to say, he gives that shit away, for free, no fee, for me and thee. Endlessly, tremendously near us he easily feeds me and everyone, greedlessly leaves us completely replete.
12.
There won't be any more from me Oh! There won't be much at all at all of me to see There won't be any more from me, you all agree No not much more from me You won't be seeing me, no, not ever ever again This isn't the beginning for me It is the end This is the last time you'll ever see me, my friend So you won't be seeing me again Yes, for me there isn't a whole lot more to come No there's not a lot things to come, my chum The number of things for me to come is none Yes, for me there isn't a whole lot more to come The amount of things you'll get from me from now on, I think are none are none are none those things are all extinct Since the boy died, I haven't stopped crying The number of things to come for me are none, I confide The amount of time left for me is less than brief When the child died I collapsed in grief I've lost my will, my life and my beliefs So the amount of time left for me is therefore less than brief
13.
Nature 02:47
You can do all you want and don't get me wrong i love what you do but just for this song I will lump you in for a comparison that none of us can win The things we create rising early or late walking tall or bent prostrate they just can't equate to nature We have our fun and we have our skills when the hunt is done we get our thrills but nature comes first and goes on beyond everything nature's the thirst, the water and the wellspring i mean this in both literal and figurative sense that i can thus do both is no coincidence for it is every aspect of everything with my paltry voice now it's for nature i sing But nature precedes and nature succeeds to oaks from seeds, from kingdoms to species from genes to beings, and that's just the life forms to which our minds warm but there's so much more in the energy storm since it banged big and deep within the figures of the bigger lumps of rock and metal burning in the pool of sky and inconceivable space rocked by deep invisible waves there's answers to questions we don't even know to ask while evolution steers our brains to stay on task food sex food sex and the social mask well today i just want to walk around and bask in the exquisite beauty of the place we are far beyond anything i can do with a guitar
14.
Evil Life 02:55
Before I popped out of my momma i planned to have some fun when the time came i made like a bullet from a gun this rapper baby decapitated a passing nun thass how I became a murderer before the age of one my parents had no fuckin idea what to do talk about the terrible twos, man you don't have a clue when people leaned over my crib to say 'coo-coo' i pulled they eyeballs out and said 'fuck you' I was sold to the devil at the age of three but the fucker sold me back to my ma cos he was scared of me i got out of hell these people who were near to me they looked so free but wouldn't actually dare to be blowin out the candles when i turned four i knew i couldn't handle it, i needed more wonderin what these superconsumers were even livin' for i stole my dad's chainsaw, to make all out war by the age of five i was eatin people alive just so horrified at a life so contrived and so what if I live in the same hive i won't strive for your honey, i'll eat you to survive but i was back on the other side of the river styx before i reached the age of six My mother went to the church to confess she thought her little angel was possessed They decided to call in the exorcist They said How long can the demon resist? Holy Water, Rosaries, they pulled out all the stops for me, Prayed all day, but after all the tricks, They had to beat me to death with a crucifix funny thing happened when i was seven, they mixed up the paperwork, sent me to heaven i broke in god's studio, so if you'll excuse me, i got angels to deafen i got angels to deafen
15.
Dog at party 00:47
I’m at party full of normal people They’re telling me their opinions about things They don’t like the songs that a madman like me sings So I hide my soul and I play my role And that’s the way it goes until The structure of everything suddenly collapses And in walks the chocolate dog
16.
Hey riddle riddle my fat little fiddle i work in the day and i sleep in the night Hey fiddle fiddle my fat little riddle i'm on my way in the pink morning light Hey fellow fellow my fat fucking cello going to work is a pain in the whole Hey cello cello my fat fucking fellow i'd rather be claiming the dole Hey toot toot my fat fucking flute This labour is draining my life of its worth Hey flute flute my fat fucking toot I'd pay for to undo my birth Hey hurdy gurdy my fat fucking birdy that sings when i turn on the cogs of your strings Hey birdy birdy my fat hurdy gurdy rising early's the worst of all things Oh man oh man oh my lazy piano It pains me to see you lie here as i leave Piano Piano oh my lazy man oh I'll bring you to work up my sleeve! Hey drum drum my fat little bum is where i would sit if i had any choice hey bum bum my fat little drum i should sing for the muse with my voice! Hey whistle whistle my fat fucking thistle that stings on my finger as i w eed the field Hey thistle thistle my fat fucking whistle will you sing me something real Hey tell tell my fat fucking bell You ring me out and you ring me back in Hey bell bell oh please do tell Is it really so much that I sin? hey uke uke my fat little duke work haunts my sleep like a stomping spook hey duke duke my fat little uke the alarm clock prompts me to puke Hey crumpet crumpet my fat fucking trumpet Give me a piece of the sweet stuff of life Hey trumpet trumpet my fat fucking crumpet To go with my cake full of strife Hey liar liar my fat fucking choir You sing to me of things that cannot exist Hey choir choir my fat fucking liar You sang I could just stay home and get pissed Hey riddle riddle my fat fucking fiddle i work in the day and i sleep in the night Hey fiddle fiddle my fat fucking riddle i go to work every morning it's shite

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We are the eyeball friends.
We make music by sending emails to one another.
One of us is in Korea; two of us are brothers.

Contact us at dinyelbill@gmail.com

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