Before I popped out of my momma i planned to have some fun
when the time came i made like a bullet from a gun
this rapper baby decapitated a passing nun
thass how I became a murderer before the age of one
my parents had no fuckin idea what to do
talk about the terrible twos, man you don't have a clue
when people leaned over my crib to say 'coo-coo'
i pulled they eyeballs out and said 'fuck you'
I was sold to the devil at the age of three
but the fucker sold me back to my ma cos he was scared of me
i got out of hell these people who were near to me
they looked so free but wouldn't actually dare to be
blowin out the candles when i turned four
i knew i couldn't handle it, i needed more
wonderin what these superconsumers were even livin' for
i stole my dad's chainsaw, to make all out war
by the age of five i was eatin people alive
just so horrified at a life so contrived
and so what if I live in the same hive
i won't strive for your honey, i'll eat you to survive
but i was back on the other side of the river styx
before i reached the age of six
My mother went to the church to confess
she thought her little angel was possessed
They decided to call in the exorcist
They said How long can the demon resist?
Holy Water, Rosaries, they pulled out all the stops for me,
Prayed all day, but after all the tricks,
They had to beat me to death with a crucifix
funny thing happened when i was seven,
they mixed up the paperwork, sent me to heaven
i broke in god's studio, so if you'll excuse me,
i got angels to deafen
i got angels to deafen
credits
from drool together,
released March 8, 2011
Lyrics: Dan Ball
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